Pocket AIR COMMANDER
Everyone had resigned themselves to boredom some hours
into that long flight to Beijing; but it was not to last, as you
unzipped your only carry-on and positioned the Pocket AIR COMMANDER
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 prominently on your lap,
switched it on, and in an authoritative tone announced to all who
cared to listen: `THIS SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL, LEAVE EVERYTHING
TO ME, RELAX, GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES.`
Yes, that life of intrigue and mystery that has always seemed
just out of reach is, now, um, less just, um, out of reach. The
Pocket AIR COMMANDER 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000
features a little joystick and some switches on the top,
complimented by nice pink/purple LEDs, that light up. Flipping the
unit over reveals some photosensors and some multicolor LEDs that
shimmy shimmy yeah when the joystick is pushed inwards. There`s an
audio out jack, little internal speaker, and nice EZ-GRIP handles
for moments of clear-air turbulence. Commandingly statist olive
green, black, and chrome color scheme.
The Pocket AIR COMMANDER
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 also makes little synthy
noises. PLL VCO and bandpass filter. 9V battery makes it, and by
extension, all that is good; go